Finals Or Bust

Preparation for finals is rampant. The days this week have melded together into one huge sticky mass of study time with short breaks for food, sleep, caffeine, and visiting (with great relief both physical and mental) the lavatory. I am still alive, though I'm wondering if the actual examinations will in fact kill me. Some sort of hemorrhaging is expected out of at least one orifice and/or my eyes as well as somewhere around my cerebral cortex. If and/or when any or all of these ill effects of the exams happen, I'll be sure to give a full and detailed report sometime after finals. I expect that on Friday the 17th, after completing the Civil Procedure exam, I'll likely eat a large meal consisting of heavy carbohydrates and then go to bed. My next post will be after I wake up, which may be sometime around the first of the year.

In honor of the late Leslie Neilsen, I'm wishing myself good luck.